A 18-year-old woman was arrested in Wisconsin Friday afternoon after making perhaps the most conspicuous shoplifting getaway of all time.
The Post Crescent reports passersby called the police when they spotted Elizabeth A. Hoen naked from the waist down, chatting with a man on a street corner. When cops approached them, she reportedly put her pants back on and tried to flee, but was quickly apprehended.
Officers allegedly found three steaks stuffed into Hoen's purse. The owner of the store from which they came told cops no steaks had been sold that day, and a quick check of the store's security camera footage found Hoen and the man she was speaking with on the corner lingering in the store's meat department before her arrest.
According to the newspaper, this is the third petty theft arrest in as many months for Hoen, who also has a pending resisting arrest charge against her. The suspect has a court date in April.