Monday: You make hide and seek really easy when you come out of hiding!
Tuesday: I don’t wanna brag, but I think I’d make an uhhhh-mazing criminal…I’ve learned way too much about what NOT TO DO from idiots like this…
Wednesday: Deja vu must be a side effect
Thursday: You’re supposed to give to charity…not Charity
Friday: It’s super fun being the cool dad…until it lands you in jail
